No foolin’, the man was looking for a lost gerbil. If these “cases” aren’t the biggest load of hooey I don’t know what is.
“I’ll pay you when this case is solved” he says, “I’m so close” he says. Every time the first of the month rolls around that wavy haired, six feet two inches of heart trouble makes some excuse of why the rent isn’t here. You guessed right, it was mostly knock-knock jokes.īut enough of that, back to Ventura. They call him Ace, but I say disgrACE! Ha! Yeah, yeah nobody thinks mean ol’ Morty Shickadance can be funny, but I’ll have you know I placed third in the Southern Miami Landlord Association’s open mic night: “Laughs and Leases”. ‘Nother guy got busted for running a cartel of counterfeit tridents after that damn tiny mermaid movie came out.
Only knew one song, Jump, played it 15 hours a day – everyday. Now I’ve had my share of bad tenants – after all, it is Florida. A real son of a gun and a thorn in my craw.
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